Title: Fuck You Pig!
Author: Thee Disciple
Celeb: Tulisa Constanstalova
Code: MF, reluc, nc/cons, oral, anal
Disclaimer: This story is not a representation of any of the celebs mentioned and was created by my twisted mind and should to be viewed or read by anyone under the age of 18.
Authors note: I noticed there were a few requests made for her, one even by me! So I decided I’d get the ball rolling with this being the first of many story’s on the gorgeous Tulisa that I will be submitting, also continuing with my personal goal of littering this site with as many British celebs as I can. If you want to request a British celeb or want to send feedback then send it to; [email protected] Cause I do appreciate any and all feedback.
As I cycled through the local neighbourhood I could see eyes glued on me. It didn’t make a difference that I was in cop uniform; these guys wouldn’t hesitate to cap me.
It was quite pathetic actually, I made a tiny little mistake where I arrested a PM’s son and I get busted down to being a cycle cop, which was actually worst then being a street cop, that’s how little respect you could garner as a cycle cop. Like I could strike fear into people cycling in my reflective jacked and helmet, it’s not the same as speeding in with the sirens wailing.
I use to enjoy my job, but now it sucks and considering I am single and alone it pretty much meant that my life was basically stuck in a bit of a rut and I was plain out bored. I just needed to do my time and accept the humiliation of going form detective to an officer riding a bike and then I’d be back to my normal position.
As I turned the corner I heard voices and an unmistakable aroma in the air. I cycled up and stopped in front of the regular type of hoodies that hanged around in packs, but there were only three of them this time. A black male, a Caucasian male and female.
I stopped in front of them laying my bike flat on the floor.
“Is there a problem officer?” The Caucasian male asked. He was dressed pretty distinctively, in sunglasses and a trademark baby hat, at least it looked like it to me. You had to be living under a rock if you were in England and had never heard of the rap group ‘N’Dubz’ they were everywhere and the male that greeted me with a question was known better by his stage name ‘Dappy’.
“Do you know that what you are smoking is illegal?” I asked.
“It’s not illegal to smoke it or buy it’s illegal to sell it and we ain’t selling nuffink bruv,” the black male, who is better known as Faser replied using bad English, or what around these parts is considered to be street slang.
“So if I were to search you now I wouldn’t find an excessive amount on you which would mean that you had that large quantity with the intent of distribution?”
“Well…. errr…. Dappy?” Faser was dumbstruck.
“I’m not going to bullshit, I know who you three are…..” I started.
“If we were to like hook you up with concert tickets would that make it cool between us?” Dappy asked.
I looked at Tulisa, eyeing her body up and down. She could glam it up really well when she’s in music videos or in photo shoots, but right now she was in street attire. A tight ponytail with large hoop ear rings dressed in tight, form fitting pink jogging bottoms and a zip up hoodie with white trainers. Right now she epitomised the word ‘chav’.
I looked at her face, my eyes locking onto hers and she smiled, it was a nervous smile but I still smiled back. I quickly turned my attention back to Dappy once I realised I was staring and too much time had passed since he asked his question.
“Are you attempting to bribe me?” I asked him and he went a little red.
“Look officer, I didn’t mean to smoke this outside, it was just a beautiful day that we couldn’t just stay inside….”
“I’ll give you another chance, I know you can come up with something better than that,” I cut him off mocking him.
“We just didn’t fink we’d get caught,” Faser shrugged his shoulders.
I looked at Tulisa expecting her to say something and once again, I came across as staring at her.
“That’s rare, honesty amongst youths…..”
“What are you chatting ‘bout?” Tulisa asked. “Who you calling youff? You don’t look older than us,” she scoffed.
“Look, I know who you guys are and I know that you guys are having trouble with your work visas for the US…..”
“And you’d try and stop us on purpose knowing what we are trying to do?” Dappy asked.
“You guys are supposed to be role models to youths and you’re going around smoking marijuana?” I asked rhetorically looking at dappy, Faser and then locking onto Tulisa.
Dappy looked at me as he noticed that I kept starring at his cousin.
“What do you want blood? Money?” He asked.
“Again with the bribery?” I asked.
“I’m just trying to do something so we can all leave without any problems, ya know what I mean blood?”
“Well, I gotta call this in, publicly smoking marijuana is something I can’t ignore,” I said knowing that I could, but busting celebs would send me flying up that ladder into getting back to my old position.
“Please there must be something we could do,” Tulisa pleaded with me and I looked at her, staring her curvy body up and down, playing out a cheesy porn plot line in my head, but this was reality!
“Blood, I keep seeing you eyeballin’ Tee over her, you got a hard-on for her?” Dappy asked.
“Only cause she is talking, not that she isn’t an extremely attractive girl,” I complimented her, smiling at her. Tulisa had mixed reactions, her face was fixed in a pissed off looking scowl, whilst she blushed a little.
“How ‘bout you go back up to one of our flats with Tee and she sucks your dick?”
“DAPPY!” Tulisa punched him on the arm and it looked pretty hard.
“Nah, seriously Tee, if it gets us off you should just do it,” Faser added his two cents.
“Look I ain’t sucking a dick to get the two of yous out of shit that you got yourselves into, I still can get a work visa for the US just like that!” She snapped her fingers.
“No you can’t,” Dappy said. “Man just caught the three of us smoking skunk,” he added.
“Shit!” Tulisa muttered to herself.
“Come on Tee! Just do it, man has shot us down on everything we’ve offered him except for your poom,” Faser said even though there was no mention of her pussy.
Tulisa looked at me with a reluctant look, and clearly looked uneasy with the whole thing and just let out a sigh.
“Do you want to come up to my flat?” She asked not making eye contact.
“Well….” I had fantasized about her for many years and I couldn’t turn this offer down, but I couldn’t just plain out say yes not out in public in case someone saw and they could use it against me.
“I’m going to need you three to escort me to your place of residence to check for more illegal substances and we’ll start with her house,” I pointed at Tulisa.
“I knew he wouldn’t be able to resist!” Dappy said triumphantly.
I picked up my bike and walked along side it as I followed them to her flat. There was no way they’d pull anything; they were celebs who weren’t known for packing heat.
Once the four of us got there, Dappy and Faser tried to make a run for it.
“Not so fast, I might have to deal with you guys after,” I said.
“Just let them go,” Tulisa said. “We don’t want them listening in, that’s just sick!” She added.
“Fine, you can go, but next time, there’s no letting you go free, you got that?”
“Yes officer,” Faser said giving me a mock salute.
“No problem chief,” Dappy added and the two of them split looking very pleased with themselves. I chained my bike onto the railings in front of her flat.
Tulisa opened her flat door and let me in, closing the door behind me and leading me into the living room.
“So how should we do this? D’you want me to get on my knees and….”
“I’ve never done this before,” I replied.
“I’ve never accepted this kind of bribe before….”
“You just did it cuz I’m famous.”
“I only know who you are cause you are famous, but that just bought you to everyone’s attention, that still doesn’t take away the fact that you are one of the most beautiful woman I have ever laid my eyes on and that’s no lie.”
Tulisa blushed and looked down. I stepped in front of her, lifted her chin and looked into her eyes and kissed her lips.
“Now that I got a kiss from you, I’m going to fuck you,” I stated.
“The deal was for a blow job only!”
“I changed my mind,” I said to her.
“No chance! You either get your dick sucked or piss off!” Tulisa said getting angry.
“You made the mistake of letting your boys go home leaving you alone with me and now, I can do whatever I want to you and there’s nothing you can do to stop me. I’ll raid the three of your homes and I know I will find some incriminating evidence, so you’re going to be a good little slut and start shit off by getting on your knees and sucking my dick, you got that?”
“Fuck you pig!”
“I guess you’re psychic, you have the ability to look into your own future, now get on your knees,” I said reaching down with my hand and poked the back of her knees making them buckle dropping her onto her knees on the floor.
“Now, take my dick out,” I ordered her.
“That’s what I was going to do anyway you tosser! Why the fuck do you think I let you into my flat?”
“Enough with the talking and make with the sucking!”
“Fine!” Tulisa said undoing my belt, pulling down my flies then pulling my trousers and boxers down.
“You are so fit I’m nearly hard without you touching me,” I said to her. Tulisa just stared at my cock.
“Why am I not feeling your mouth on my dick?” I asked impatiently.
“How the fuck am I suppose to fit that in my mouth?” Tulisa asked. “I’ve been with a few big dicked guys but this just takes the biscuit!” She added lifting my dick up, checking it out.
“I haven’t got all day!” I said impatiently, “I’m still on shift right now, so just suck it!”
“Whatever!” Tulisa said opening her mouth and placing it over my cock head, working her lips halfway down my shaft and began bobbing her head up and down my cock, only taking half my length to the back of her mouth and it only took a few strokes for my dick to grow another inch or two as I became rock hard.
“Oh God!” Tulisa gasped taking my dick out of her mouth and gasping for air. “It’s gotten even bigger!” She whined.
“Sorry I don’t have a little dick like you’re use to,” I said to her. “But I got an idea,” I said pulling the zip down on the front of her pink hoodie to see that she had a t-shirt on underneath, I pulled her hoodie back, down her arms.
“What are you doing?” She asked.
“You have very big tits, what do you think?”
“You want a tit wank?”
“You’re going to use your mouth too, unless you want to just use your mouth?” I asked her.
“No!” She said quickly pulling her hoodie off her wrists, pulling her t-shirt up over her head revealing a black bra that barely contained her large mounds of flesh. She quickly unhooked it at the back and pulled the bra down her arms and off, leaning forward so her tits hung down making them look even larger than they already were.
I looked back as I walked backwards and sat down on the sofa.
“Crawl to me,” I said to her and she placed her palms on the floor, already on her knees and began crawling towards me her big tits hanging down, looking even bigger.
She had a horny look in her eyes despite being forced into this, probably because of the fact that my penis, by her reaction was clearly the biggest she’s ever had.
Tulisa stopped in between my legs, kneeling up, spitting in between her tits, grabbing my dick at the base and using my cock head to spread her saliva around in between her boobs.
“You don’t like feeling friction on your willy do you?” She asked.
“No,” I quickly replied and she spat on my cock, spreading her saliva around my shaft with her hand, stroking my meat before leaning forward and placing my dick in between her large breasts.
“Oh shit!” I moaned as I felt her large soft flesh wrap around my manhood.
She squeezed her tits together over my shaft and began moving her upper body up and down in turn masturbating my cock with her tits.
“Lick the tip!” I moaned to her and she stuck her tongue out flicking the tip of my shaft every time it poked up in between her tits.
“Does that feel good around this huge willy?” Tulisa asked in a sultry voice.
“Yeah, just go a little faster,” I said in a low voice and she instantly began rubbing her tits up and down my shaft fast.
“Oh shit! That feels so good!” I moaned but I wanted to do the thrusting.
“Get off!” I said to her, pulling her off my cock by grabbing her ponytail.
“What?!?!” Tulisa said confused and surprised by me grabbing her hair. I pinned her onto the floor, straddling her stomach, placing my dick in between her tits.
“You wanna fuck ‘em?” She said with a huge grin on her face, her folding her arms in front of her boobs to keep them locked in place for me.
“Yeah, tits like this were made for fucking,” I said to her as I began thrusting my hips back and forth, working my dick in between her tits faster with each thrust until I was going as fast as I could.
“Oh yeah!” Tulisa gasped. “FUCK MY BIG TITS!” I rammed my meat as fast as I could in between her large lady lumps.
After a few minutes I could feel my dick start throbbing hard which just made her tits feel even better.
“I can feel that big cock pulsing so hard in between my tits, I know you wanna cum babe,” she moaned in a low sexy voice.
“Yeah, it’s coming,” I groaned.
“Then what are you waiting for you big dicked motherfucker! JUST GIMME THAT FUCKING CUM! I want it all over my tits and all over my fucking face!” She yelled at me, opening her mouth and spreading her tongue out wide.
“OH FUCK!” I yelled as I thrust my dick up and down, feeling my balls clench as my cum started to shoot up my shaft so I thrust up her tits hard one last time as my first load shot up her face, going in her mouth, on her chin and on her nose. She closed her mouth swallowing whatever entered her mouth.
“OH SHIT!” I moaned pulling away from in between her tits, pointing the tip at her boob and spraying a big load, aiming at her other tit as I emptied the rest of the jizz in my balls out on to her chest.
I stayed kneeling on her belly as I admired her bratty looking chav face with my cum on it.
“Fuck me! That is a lot of fucking cum!” Tulisa chuckled. “Shame you had to be a fucking pig,” she added.
“Watch it, you don’t wanna piss me off!” I said to her.
“WhatEVER!” She said with attitude.
She was a mouthy thing, but she looked so hot I didn’t care that she didn’t want to fuck, I wanted her and that’s all that mattered to me.
I held my cock and pressed it against her chin, using it to push my cum into her mouth. Tulisa opened her mouth straight away and swallowed whatever jizz entered her mouth.
“Good girl!” I said to her, “not needing to be told to swallow that juice, just doing it like the good little whore that you are,” I added as I used the tip of my dick to push my cum down her nose onto her upper lip and into her mouth.
“FUCK YOU!” Looks like the whore comment pissed her off. “I’ve sucked you off so get the fuck out of my flat!” She said pointing at the door.
“Well, that was the deal, unfortunately, you didn’t stick to it,” I shrugged my shoulders.
“What you on about?” She had a confused look on her face.
“I came for a blow job, instead I got a tit wank, that wasn’t the deal so you’re going to have to make up for it,” I said to her.
“That’s not fair!”
“What can I say?” Life isn’t fair,” I shrugged.
“You bastard! You tricked me!” She said as she realized that I was making a play on her words. I flipped her over onto her front.
“No! You’re getting cum on my carpet!” She yelled at me as I went flat on top of her, pulling her jogging bottom and knickers down enough to uncover her arse.
“I told you I was going to fuck you!” I whispered into her ear as I pushed my dick down in between her bum cheeks, I pushed one knee in between her legs to get her legs spread enough so I could push the tip into her pussy.
“NO! STOP!” Tulisa screamed trying to wriggle away. I spread my legs so hers would be in between mine and I’d have more control of her, plus it made her pussy feel tighter.
“But you were enjoying the tit wank so much,” I whispered into her ear.
“That’s just to get you off and out of my flat!” She moaned as I thrust my shaft into her womanhood.
“OH SHIT! How are you still so big? You just fucking came all over me!”
“Cause you are sexy as fuck!” I replied “And why do you feel so wet?” I asked kissing the side of her neck.
“Cause…..” She paused. “Just be quick!” She snapped and I chuckled.
“Yeah right(!) I just came!” I said to her as I began thrusting my dick in and out of her pussy faster with every thrust, feeling my dick getting harder and harder.
“God you’re so fucking sexy!” I said to her as I was now ramming her as fast as I could, slamming my hips down hard, my groin slapping against her thick bum cheeks and echoing through out her flat.
“AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH! FUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!” Tulisa screamed as my thick shaft stretched out her tight pussy.
“Not so deep!” Tulisa whined, reaching back with her hand and trying to push my groin back when I thrust forward, but it didn’t stop me. I wanted to feel her pussy on my full length.
“OWWW! It’s too fucking deep!” She yelled at me trying to shuffle up the floor, I moved my hands under her arms and placed them on her tits, groping her moist breasts. Most of my cum was on the carpet now anyway, not that it would bother me, I’d just make Tulisa lick it off my hands.
“You have one tight little pussy,” I moaned as I thrust my dick in and out of her cunt, going slow now as I wanted to feel her womanhood on my shaft and just enjoy the feeling.
“OH GOD! IT’S SO FUCKING BIG!” She cried.
“Stop whining like a bitch, you know you can take it!” I said to her as I buried my dick deep into her hole. Thrusting my dick into her hard, slapping my flesh against hers as hard as I could.
“OW! SHIT!” Tulisa moaned. I pulled my dick out of her pussy and stood up.
“Why’d you stop?” She asked looking back at me.
“First you want me to stop now you don’t want me stop, you really need to make your mind up,” I teased her.
“Really? You’re stopping?” Tulisa asked looking hopeful yet disappointed.
“Fuck no! I’m taking my clothes off and I want you to do the same too…. NOW!” I said trying to be assertive, already down to nothing.
Tulisa quickly got up and took off her jogging bottoms and knickers, bending over as she pulled them down to her ankles.
“Stay like that,” I said to her and lowered my head, kissing her firm, round arse cheek.
“You like my bum?” Tulisa asked in a flirty tone shaking her rump in my face.
“Yeah, it’s so big and round…” I said jiggling her bum cheeks, holding them apart and looking at her arse hole. I moved my mouth down and licked her butt crack, pushing my tongue into her arse hole, pushing past her sphincter easily.
“HA HA HA! You’re a batty licker?” Tulisa laughed.
I just sniggered brushing off her comment as I tongued her rectum, using plenty of saliva little did she know exactly why I was doing this, but she’d know very soon.
“Hold your ankles,” I ordered her again and she obliged, with less attitude in her behaviour.
I grabbed my dick and pushed it in between her thick bum cheeks and she probably figured I was going to push down and into her pussy like before, instead I just pushed my dick forward, poking her brown eye, already feeling my dick push past her sphincter.
“OW! That’s my bum YOU TWAT!” She insulted me as her body jerked forward from instinct.
“Well if I didn’t put it in there how am I going to get any bum love?”
“Are you mad? Ow! It barely fits in my cunt, how is it going to fit in my arse?”
“Only one way to find out,” I said as I thrust my dick deeper into her arse but she pulled forward. I grabbed her hips and pulled her back towards me.
“Push back against me!” I said to her slapping her thick arse cheek with one hand.
“FUCK!” Tulisa was trying to squirm away from me but surprisingly was not vocal about it considering how mouthy she had been thus far.
I quickly wrapped my arms around her waist and lifted her up into the air, impaling her on my cock.
“AAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! You have no idea how much that FUCKING hurts!” Tulisa winced.
She had a dining table in her living room that I took her over to, not exiting her rectum and bent her over the table which took away her ability to go forward and away from me.
“Don’t worry, I’ll be gentle….. at first….. a little bit…….” I said to her as I began thrusting my shaft in and out of her arse, only working half my cock in, letting her get use to my girth.
“Oh fuck! Oh shit! OWWW! UUUMMMMMMMM! UUUUNNNNGGGHHHHH!” Tulisa strained as my dick penetrated her bowels deeper and deeper with every thrust until I had about three quarters into her rectum.
“Shit! Your arse is so fucking tight baby!” I groaned as I continued to ram my dick in and out of her arse hole, slowly getting faster. Tulisa was squirming pretty hard in front of me, pushing her knees together, bending them a little with her feet spread far apart.
“OHHHH! SLOW! SLOW! Slow babe! It’s starting to feel a little good,” Tulisa moaned. I wasn’t really bothered if she didn’t enjoy it but if she was getting into the sodomy then I was going to try my best to help her enjoy it.
I slowly pushed my dick deep into her rectum and then pulled back, only leaving my cock head in her arse then jammed my full length past her sphincter and deep into her bowels.
“OH GOD!” Tulisa screamed clenching which just made it feel even better and then she let out a loud whoosh of air from her mouth.
“That’s in so fucking deep!” She moaned flicking her ponytail to one side as she looked back at me.
“Gimme a minute babe, that dick actually feels really good, I just need time to adjust to having that huge fucker up there,” she chuckled.
I placed my hands on her back and pushed her chest against the table, moving my head to one side so I can see her tits pressed against the table.
“Shit your tits are so hot!” I complimented her and she let out a little giggle and then had a strained look on her face. She looked so beautiful with the large hoop ear rings dangling at the side of her face.
I leaned forward, pressing my chest against her back and kissed the side of her mouth she pouting her lips as she kissed me back.
“Does my arse turn you on?” Tulisa asked.
“You like the way my tight little bum hole squeezes that big fat fucking willy?”
“Yeah!” I moaned again.
“Does it make you wanna cum? Fill my bum with that hot creamy piss?” Tulisa moaned in a low sultry voice.
“Yes!” I groaned as I began thrusting my hips back and forth.
“MMMM! YEAH! GIVE IT TO ME BABE!” Tulisa moaned as I began thrusting back and forth, slamming my cock into her rectum harder with each thrust, ramming my dick deep into her bum hole.
“Come on babe! Give it to me faster!” She urged me and I started to thrust my dick in and out of her bum hole faster with every push until I was ramming her arse hole as fast as I could, her sphincter squeezing my shaft so hard.
Her arse was already way too tight and now with her flexing her sphincter it was getting to be way too much for me and I could feel my cock already pulsing, getting ready to climax again.
“OH FUCK! THAT ARSE IS SO FUCING TIGHT!” I groaned throwing my head back.
“Tight enough for you to gimme that fucking jizz?” Tulisa moaned her question.
“YES!” I yelled my reply.
“MMMMMM! THEN FUCKING GIVE IT TO ME! SHOOT THAT JIZZ DEEP IN MY BUM! YEAH FILL ME UP WITH THAT WARM MAN MILK!” Tulisa yelled in between moans, clenching really hard right now.
“OH SHIT! HERE IT COMES!” I yelled thrusting my dick so deep into her arse that it caused her whole body to jerk forward from having my prick too deep in her bowels.
“AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!” She let out an ear piercing scream and I waited a couple of seconds as my dick pulsed and my jizzed just shot out, spraying her bowels in thick jizz.
“Oh fuck!” I moaned, my voice barely audible.
“SHIT!” Tulisa moaned and then chuckled, her eyes looking a little watery.
“You okay?” I asked.
“Yeah, just hurt a little when you rammed it in so deep in the end,” she replied.
“I’m sorry,” I apologised leaning over and kissing her cheek. Tulisa smiled.
“It’s cool, I just need a few more sessions of bum love with that thing and I’ll be taking it like a pornstar, fast and hard without any lube!” She let out a cute giggle.
“You plan on me coming around here again?” I asked.
“You know where I live, plus it’s the first time a dick felt better in my arse then it did in my pussy!” She laughed.
“Yeah, I don’t know why,” she shook her head, “I think it was too big for my cunt.”
I always figured the arse was tighter and would be harder for a girl to take it in there than the pussy, but if she was saying she wanted me around more regularly to fuck her arse I wasn’t going to debate it.
I pulled my dick out of her arse and it had a lot of my cum on it.
“One last thing,” I said to her.
“What babe?” Tulisa asked.
“I need you to suck my dick clean.”
She turned around and got on her knees, looked at my dick and then looked up at me.
“But it’ll taste like arse!”
“That’s why I want to see you do it, an arse to mouth,” I added. Tulisa smiled, opening her mouth and taking my cock head into her mouth, closing her mouth tasting her arse and my cum on my dick.
“Mmmm!” She let out a surprised moan and worked her lips further down my shaft, taking me to the back of her throat. She took her mouth off my dick, lifted it up and licked around near the base as she couldn’t fit that part in her mouth.
“You like that? You like it when I act like a filthy whore?” Tulisa asked.
“Then you’ll love this….” she said pulling a chair out, climbing on to it using it to get up and stand on the table, then she squatted down looking back at me giving me a mischievous smile.
“Nnnnnnnggggh!” Tulisa strained and then her arse hole opened a little, gaping and then my cum came rushing out of her dark hole and onto the dark brown table.
“You like that?” She chuckled. “How ‘bout this?” She asked as she turned around, lowered her face and scooped up as much cum as she could with her tongue and swallowed and then proceeded to lick my jizz off the table.
“Fuck! You’re getting me hard again by doing this!”
“You can’t get hard! I can’t take that big dick any more! I need some time to recover,” she laughed.
“I couldn’t even if I was hard enough. I’m suppose to be on duty,” I replied and got dressed whilst Tulisa watched, sprawled out on the table on her knees. She looked so sexy and had a killer body.
“I gotta go now,” I said to her.
“Do you have to?” She asked pouting.
“I thought you hated me, didn’t you say ‘Fuck you pig’ to me?”
“It’s the only reason why I resisted, but then once you started fucking me, you fucked away the hate!” She laughed and I joined. “We’ll be smoking skunk in the same place, same time tomorrow, I don’t want them lot knowing that I’m fucking a pig,” she laughed.
“Hey, I resent that, but I’ll still be there,” I replied.
“So I’ll definitely see you tomorrow? I might have illegal substances for us to smoke,” Tulisa flirted with me.
“I get piss tested so no drugs for me, but I will come to make sure you’re on the straight and narrow path,” I replied going up to her and kissing her lips and she kissed me back and there was a slight salty taste from her lapping up so much cum.
“Good one!” She laughed.
I knew I was expecting too much, I guess I just have to come back and sodomise her some more until she realizes that drugs isn’t the answer.