Fic Title:Evil Toons
Author:Andrew Troy Keller
Pairing:Adrienne Barbeau/Heather Locklear/m
Summary:Two of the guests of Bernie Wrightson’s 57th birthday bash,Adrienne Barbeau and Heather Locklear open the first issue of his latest comic-book,only to have themselves teleported into a nightmare world of sword and sorcery.
Warnings:Strong language,graphic violence,male/female sex,voyurism,female solo sex,female/female sex
It had all started on October 27th,which happens to be the birthday of the artist and creator of the DC Comics character
known as the Swamp Thing,Bernie Wrightson and also the day on which he and his celebrity friends had decided to celebrate his birthday at a local comic-book store.
Among the many celebrities at the party were the two Hollywood babes who had each starred in a movie that was based on Bernie’s most popular comic-book creation,Adrienne Barbeau–who had starred in the first SWAMP THING movie–and Heather Locklear–the second California girl from THE RETURN OF SWAMP THING.
Anyway,while the others were enjoying the birthday boy himself in blowing out the candles on the cake and opening the gifts,both the Sacramento born actress and the Westwood native had decided to move themselves towards a stack of new comics and check one of them out.
And as soon as one of them has picked up one of the new comic-books and looked at the title,Heather had looked at the new comic-book with a small smile and a look of confusion on her face and asked,”Evil Toons?Why would he pick a lame dumb-ass name like that for his latest comic-book?”
“I really don’t know,Heather.”,answered an equally-confused Adrienne,after she had looked at her fellow California babe and shrugged her shoulders.”But I’m still willing to check the rest of this little puppy out.Are you?”
And then,after she had given her good friend’s suggestion a little thought and said ‘yes’ to it,Adrienne has opened the new comic-book and both she and Heather had looked inside its pages with curiousity in their eyes.
But just as they were about to read the very first paragraph,a strange glow of light has suddenly engulfed the two Hollywood superstars and became so bright that the two girls had no other choice,but to cover their eyes.
Then suddenly,after they were both finally able to open their eyes,the two California babes were shocked to discover that they had somehow been placed into a world of sword and sorcery and dressed like a pair of tavern wenches.
“What happened to us,Adrienne?What the fucking hell is going on?”,asked a confused Heather,just before Adrienne has scratched the back of her head and answered,”I really don’t know,Heahter.But I do believe that we wouldn’t be able to find any answers in here.”
And so,after Heather has told Adrienne that she was in agreement with that idea,the two California babes had started walking away from the spot that they were standing in and heading towards where a villiage might possibly be.
But as soon as they had walked about a few meters away from their entry point,a large purple-skinned demon-like creature has emerged from out of his hiding place and gazed upon the two startled women with a sinister smile on his face.
“ASIDE WITH YOU,FOUL WENCH!FOR IT IS THE FLESH OF YOUR COMPANION THAT I MUST FEAST UPON!”,growled the diabolical demon,after he had shoved Adrienne away like she was nothing but a rag doll and grabbed a frightened Heather by the throat.”SOON,YOU SHALL HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR,SMALL ONE!FOR SOON,I SHALL FEAST UPON YOUR FLESH AND ALLOW YOU THE HONOR OF SATISFYING MY HUNGER!”
But just as he was about to take one of his claws and use it to strip the flesh off of the helpless Heather’s body,an enraged Adrienne has gotten back on her feet,ran over to the unsuspecting demon,grabbed one of his arms and yelled,”YOU BETTER GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF OF HER,YOU PIECE-OF-SHIT…OR I’M GOING TO KICK YOU RIGHT IN THE FREAKING NUTS!”
“YOU DARE TOUCH ME,FOUL WENCH!”,growled the demon,just before he had given Adrienne a good hard smack and forced her to fall back down to the ground.”VERY WELL THEN!I SHALL DO SO…AFTER I HAD FEASTED ON THE FLESH OF YOUR COMPANION!”
But then,just as he was about to start stripping the flesh off of his helpless victim’s body,a young and handsome male has ran towards the evil creature and thrusted the blade of his very own sword right into the demon’s chest.
And then,after the foul creature has released his grip on Heather’s throat,dropped himself down to the ground and died instantly,the young hero has helped Adrienne get back on her feet,placed her next to her friend and said,”Fair maidens,allow me to introduce myself.I am known as Adrier the Wanderer.May I ask what your names are?”
“Oh,sure thing.My name is Adrienne and the one that you had just rescued is named Heather.”,answered a smiling Adrienne,after she has placed her gentle hand on her good friend’s shoulder.”We were on our way towards a nearby villiage.Could you take us there?”
“But of course.I shall do so,Lady Adrienne.”,answered an understanding Adrier,after he had removed his sword from the demon’s chest.”But first,we must make camp and rest for the night.”
And so,after they had walked a few meters away from the scene of the battle with the foul demon,Adrier has used his sword to chop the branches off of some of the trees in the forest,taken two stones and used them to spark a warm fire on the branches.
Then suddenly,while the three newfound friends were warming themselves by the fire,both Adrier and Adrienne had looked at each other for about a minute or two and kissed each other ever so passionately on the lips.
And then,after they had stripped off all of their clothes and laid their nude bodies down on the soft ground,Adrier has started licking all over Adrienne’s body–all the way down to her hot,wet pussy and carressing her firm breasts.
“Aaaahhhh,yeeeessss!That’s it!Do it,Adrier!”,said Adrienne,after she has placed her hands on Adrier’s bare shoulders and Heather has removed all of her clothes and started pumping her two fingers in and out of her hot,moist snatch and carressing her stiff mounds.”Touch me!Touch me there!Suck my wet pussy dry!Aaaahhhh!”
And then,after Heather has moved herself closer to the two newfound lovers and started sucking on Adrienne’s tits,the two California babes had suddenly realized that they were experiencing something that they had never experienced within another realm before,for they were experiencing pure and untamed erotica…and enjoying every minute of it.
Just then,after Adrier has placed his stiff cock inside Heather’s pussy and started licking on Adrienne’s snatch,Adrienne has started sucking on Heather’s tits,causing a sexually-energized Heather to place her hands on Adrienne’s bare back and yell,”AAAAHHHH,YES!THAT’S IT!DO IT,ADRIER!DO IT,ADRIENNE!TOUCH ME!SUCK ON MY TITS!FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME!MAKE ME WANNA CUM!AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!”
And then,after they had started moving harder and faster and their lovemaking has made its final appearence in an issue of another DC comic-book entitled THE HOUSE OF MYSTERY,the three newfound bi-sexual had came and collapsed due to exhaustion.
Then,after they were all finally able to catch their breath and the two California babes had placed their heads on Adrier’s chest,a smiling Adrienne has placed her gentle hand on the young hero’s bare shoulder and said,”So,noble hero.Are you still willing to protect the both of us from the dangerous beings of this very realm?”
“I am still willing to do so,Lady Adrienne.I am still willing to do so,indeed.”,answered Adrier,who has gently placed his hand on Adrienne’s head and allowed a smile to appear on his lips and just before Adrienne,Heather and Adrier had snuggled-up to each other and fell asleep with their naked arms in a lover’s embrace.
That was before that same blinding light that has teleported both Adrienne and Heather to the realm of sword and sorcery has returned to teleport them back to the same comic-book store that they had disappeared from.
“Adrienne,what had just happened to us?”,asked a curious Heather,after the two California babes had looked at each other and noticed that they were also back in their own clothes.”I mean,was it all a dream or what?”
“I really don’t know,Heather.”,answered a stunned Adrienne,after she had closed the comic-book and placed it back on the table.”And to tell you the truth,I really don’t feel like finding out.”