Dirty Demon Nights: Episode 1
This story is set in the present times. Although there
is one huge difference, it is over-run by demons and
monsters, a concept similar to Buffy (nice start,
the celebrities that you know, aren’t exactly the
same. Ever since a strange incident, which I will not
tell you about until the series ends (probably by the
end of this story by the looks of my intro), everybody
has a clean slate and don’t know about their rich
lives. They think they are normal, everyday citizens.
The celebrities go by their
original names, but they
obviously don’t mean much since their regular people.
With that said, let me introduce you to the main
Jessica Alba (stuck in a dead-end job with little pay
and has a bad reputation for sleeping around for
money. Her parents forced her to leave the house at 17
and she has never had any success since. Is known to
just go off at times)
Michelle Trachtenberg (knows her body very well and
uses it to her advantage. She has gone through life
easily by avoiding college and sponging off of a shady
character who agrees to give her a place to live and
plenty of spending money, as long as he gets something
Trish Stratus (female boxer who had the nickname “The
Untouchable” because she had never been hit in her
career. She instantly lost fame when she was suspected
for murder. Her belt was taken and she went through a
long, devastating trial. She was found innocent but
never decided to step back into the ring). She is
rumored to do underground work for demons and humans
Halle Berry (girl that loves adventure. She is into
dirtbiking, snowboarding, and any other sport where
one wrong move can mean serious consequences. She is
fearless, not afraid to walk up to the most powerful
man in the room and slap him. Knows that men are
always looking at her but doesn’t put out as much as
tease. Works with Dwayne Johnson.)
Dwayne Johnson (a very charismatic former football
player who had to retire early because of his parents
death. He took it so hard that he decided to leave the
field and run his father’s old business, a private
investigations business. Uses his resources to try to
fight the never ending battle agianst the demon
“Thanks baby,” Michelle cooed as she took 500 hundred
dollars from Maxwell, her sugardaddy in a sense.
Michelle was sitting on the passenger side of a lexus
with her arm resting on the almost completely lowered
window. She was sporting black sunglasses with red
shaded lenses. Her top was a tight, short sleeved
white blouse and a small leather skirt that cut off
three inches away from her ass cheeks.
“Bye Maxy”. Michelle cooed.
She opened the car door and kissed Max on the cheek
and turned to leave the car, but Max grabbed her
shoulder. He pulled her closer to himself and kissed
her fully on the lips. He unzipped his pants and
forced her hands to wrap around his dick.
“Don’t forget your place…honey.” He said with a
frown on his face.
Michelle, looking from the side of her eyes, could see
her friends in front of the mall looking in on the
situation. She nodded and stared at him patiently
waiting for him to let her go. He finally let go of
her shoulder and Michelle immediately stepped out of
the car without looking back. She stared at the ground
while she walked up to her friends.
Maxwell hated to be played with. Michelle had the
tendency to forget that, seeing as how it was easy to
control other guys, she usually “forgot her place”
with Max. Michelle walked up to her three friends
Lindsay (Lohan), Amanda (Bynes), and Hilary (Duff).
The three girls were used to seeing this by now and no
matter what they said, Michelle wouldn’t acknowledge
the situation. So Lindsay quickly perked up.
“Hey Michelle! We haven’t seen you in a while.”
Hilary pitched in, “Yeah, we hear that you had an
encounter with our old history teacher Mr. Harris.
Michelle quickly came back to life, “Oh yeah! He just
couldn’t keep his hands off me!”
The girls excitedly yelled as they walked with
Michelle into the mall.
“You ready in there bitch!” a man yelled as he sat
naked in his bedroom drinking a beer.
“Believe me, it’s worth the wa…” a voice called out
from the bathroom.
“I ain’t waitin’ bitch! Bring that big ass in here!”
At that point, Jessica Alba walked out from the
bathroom wearing a black sheer mesh babydoll outfit.
Her nipples were hard and visible through the front of
the babydoll. She was wearing a bright red thong, so
it could clearly be seen. Her body was pretty much
perfect from what he could see. Her bra-less tits were
plump as they pressed against the babydoll and her ass
was perfectly round as it hung nearly nude. He stood
up and Jessica nearly shivered when she saw him walk
to her. He looked her over, up and down, until he
seemed completely satisfied and tore the front of her
“What the hell! I paid a lot of money for…” Jessica
The man didn’t seemed to care as he wrapped his lips
as much around her titts as he could and sucked as
hard as he could. Jessica was disgusted but decided to
get as mcuh pleasure from this as she could, seeing as
how she had to do it anyway. The man violently lashed
his togued at the smooth white skin of her great
breast. He seemed to endlessly kiss and lick her
breast until his hands reached her ass. He had a
fetish for great asses, so he was in heaven when he
embraced hers. He snatched her ass cheeks and grabbed
them tightly as he moved his lips to hers and
violently kissed her. Jessica swayed her hips back and
forth, which made him horny as hell. Jessica, fearing
that he would rip the rest of the outfit, quickly took
it off and stood in front of him with only a red thong
on. The man dragged her to the bed on laid Jessica on
her stomach. He bent to the floor on his knees, at the
end of the bed, and pulled Jessica toward him until
her ass stuck up close to his face. He shoved his nose
into her thong-covered ass and inhaled deeply. He
quickly moved her thong aside so he could take huge
swipes of her pussy with his hungry tongue. His tongue
violently swung up her wet pussy, sucking up all the
sweet flavors of her pussy. He then licked his way up
to her ass, which was perfectly clean.
“Fart on my face!” The man ordered.
“I said fart on my face, bitch! Don’t make me ask
Jessica did as she was told and let out a soft, quiet
fart that was quickly inhaled. The man let out loud
moans that made Jessica cringe. She wasn’t into having
really dirty sex, and not only did this man have dirty
sex, he was dirty himself. He ate out her ass without
so much as taking a break to breath.The man stood up
only to lay back down on his bed on his back.
“Get on top of me.” He ordered while jacking of his
Jessica wanted the ordeal to be over as quick as
possible, so she climbed on top of him and took hold
of his dick. She slowly placed his dick up her pussy,
but the man grabbed her hips and forced her down
quickly. Jessica gave out a loud moan of pain and a
bit of pleasure. He viciously grabbed her ass and
pumped it up and down hard on his dick. Jessica sat up
and played with her tits as she tried to keep from
screaming to loud. She hopped up and down his dick
feeling like she herself was going to cum. She figured
at this point, she mind as well enjoy this.
“Fuck yeah! Slam my pussy harder baby!” She screamed.
The man slammed harder and harder into her warm pussy
until, without warning, he came inside of her pussy.
Jessica was shocked, but decided to deal with it later
because she felt herself began to cum. Just then, the
man withdrew his dick and laid down panting. Jessica
was really stunned now.
“What?! I’m gonna cum soon, don’t you want to help
“Fuck that! I paid for you to make me cum, not
“But you came in my pussy!”
“Take a fuckin’ pill! What do you want from me!!”
Jessica, in a mad rage, punched the guy in his
He let out a huge gasp and help his stomach in pain.
Jessica stood up and gathered her clothes, clearly
upset. She walked up to his front door until she saw
the man’s big t.v. in the corner of the room. Jessica
quickly stepped up to the obviously stolen t.v.
(judging by the condition of his house) and pushed it
as hard as she could until it tipped over and smashed
into the ground.
Halle Berry stepped out of her car and stood in front
of a small abandoned building. She smiled as she
peered through the window and spoted a bunch of people
chatting in a room. She walked into the room filled
with twelve armed men in black suits. She was wearing
the stereotypical business woman outfit. A black suit
jacket over a opened white shirt that showed plenty of
her breast, and a short matching black skirt that
barely hid her small white thong. The twelve men were
scattered around the small room. She spoted an older
man sitting behind a desk and figured him to be the
leader. Halle walked up to him as she signaled his men
to step down. She took her time approaching him,
slowly switching her hips as she walked. Her ass
pressed hard against her skirt as she was walking to
him. Finally she stopped at his desk and smiled
“Do you have what I want baby?”
The old man didn’t so much as smile as he replied
back, “Cut the crap. I’m too old to be fooled into
sleeping with you, miss.”
Halle said with a teasing tone, “Oh, I’m sure you got
some Miracle Whip still left in your…”
Halle was interupted by a suitcase slamming into the
desk in front of her. One of the men had opened the
suitcase revealing thousands or millions of dollars.
She smirked as she picked up a handful, but it was
short lived because one of the men smacked her hand.
The old man looked at her said, “Where’s the jewel?”
Halle pulled out a small orange jewel, maybe about the
size of a quarter, and showed it to him.
“You know, I had to kill a pack of ten vampires to get
“You killed ten vampires?”
Halle grinned, “With my bear hands,” she looked at the
jewel in her hand and asked, “What doesn this small
thing do anyway.”
The old man sat back in his chair and started, “It’s
called the jewel of Hamurabi. If you paid any
attention in your history class, you’d know of the
famous Code of Hamurabi. Where if you commit a certain
crime, you’d get a fitting punishment. Like if you
told a lie, the people would cut your tongue off.”
“That sounds fitting,” she said a little disturbed.
“The demons had something similar with eachother,
although it was much worse. Back then, you were a
traitor to your kind if you walked among the humans,
trying to look like them. so you can see why vampires
were looked down upon. Other demons basically killed
off each vampire, total extinction. Well, until the
whole Dracula myth, that’s why he’s considered to be
the first vampire…he supposedly started up the whole
race again…that’s besides the point though. What
happened was, demons would basically hang vampires by
their necks and rip out their organs from their body.
And the vampires weren’t staked, so they were alive
through the whole ordeal. Those sick bastards.
Obviously by now, those vampire left overs are gone.
One paticular demon though, very gifted creature, was
somehow able to mold a vampire into…well, what you
have in your hands now. Most likely through spell or
some kind of witch craft. We call it the Hamurabi
demon only because we only know it punished vampires.
That’s all we know about it.”
Halle stood up straight and nodded, “So you want this
The old man smiled and said, “If you didn’t notice
miss, we have quite a vampire problem. If we could
find a way to revive this demon, it would prove most
helpful… Wow! I basically told you my life story
there. Sorry, in my old age I tend to go on like that.
Now if you could hand me the jewel.”
Halle pulled back and put the jewel in her jacket
“Sorry. But if your planning to bring back a very
dangerous ancient demon, it wouldn’t be smart of me to
hand this over. Thank’s for telling me what I needed
to know, gentlemen.”
The old man slowly stood up as all the men in the room
pulled out their guns and pointed it at her.
“Now, you may have killed off a pack of vamps, but I’m
sure they weren’t armed were they miss?” the old man
smiled devilishly, “So, how do expect to kill a pack
Halle smiled back at him, “I don’t.”
Just then, a man leaped through a window and shots
were fired through the myst of glass.
Halle shook her head, “Come on Dwayne, how long does
it take to answer when I push the “help” button.
“It must be jammed or something, it’s a pretty shitty
button.” Dwayne said as he rubbed glass off of
“You told me to press it when I thought the situation
was going bad, and just now you tell me it’s shitty! ”
Dwayne tossed Halle a gun as they crotched down and
shot each one of the ten out of the twelve men. Two
had escaped with the old man through the back door.
Dwayne stood up and looked around seeing the coast was
“Alright, let’s go.”
Halle stood up and began to follow him, but then
turned around and grabbed the suitcase of money off
“Oh yeah,” Dwayne said, “Piss them off even more!”
“Well at least now we have enough to by some less
shitty ‘help’ buttons.”
It was 6:00 p.m. and the sun had just started to sink.
Michelle had just walked her friends over to Amanda’s
house. They were having a sleepover at her house but
Michelle didn’t exactly feel in the mood for a
“Are you sure?” Amanda asked again.
Michelle nodded, “It’s my turn next week anyway.
Whether I’m in the mood or not, you’ll be there.”
“Alright, just make sure you get home fast.”
Amanda smiled and waved as she shut the door.
Michelle had walked for about 15 minutes until she
came to a dark alley.
“Oh shit!” she yelled as she realized what time it
She usually crossed the alley as a shortcut, but that
was usually earlier in the day. She had been caught in
the night and knew she was in trouble. Everybody in
the small town knew that after daylight, the creatures
would come about. They did come out during the day,
but demons would be in human form during the day.
Except vampires of course. Michelle ran through the
alley knowing her house was four minutes away from the
end of the alley. She ran as fast as she could until a
dark figure dove into her, forcing her hard into the
ground. The figure was a male vampire. He pinned
Michelle to the ground by holding her arms against the
ground. He was so strong, that he was able to hold her
arms down with one hand. Michelle screamed aloud but
to no avail, nobody was stupid enough to go out during
the night to save someone. Michelle laid helpless as
the vampire beared it’s teeth at her.
“You know, it’s been a long time since I…” he pulled
her shirt up until he revealed her bra covered tits,
Michelle continued to scream as the vampire slowly
pulled down her pants and stuck his finger in her
tight pussy. He viciously fingered her pussy until he
pulled out his dick and jacked it off. He smiled
wickedly and brutally shoved it in.. Her pussy grasped
the vampires dick and almost ripped apart as he rammed
it in and out as fast as he could.
This was not at all unusual for a vampire to do. Most
of them, even before they had been turned, were either
rapist or murderers.
The vampire ignored Michelle’s pleads as it continued
to slam her pussy and rip off her bra. It cupped
Michelle’s breast and squeezed hard on them. Her
nipples hardened as she felt the demons hands grope
her perky tits.
“Please!!!! Stop it!!!!!Ahhhh!!!!”
Michelle felt like her tits were about to explode as
the vampire lowered it’s mouth closer to her neck. The
vampire leaned to Michelle’s ear as it continued to
“I think I gonna bite your neck off as I cum, that
way, I feel completely pleasured.”
Michelle’s pussy shot off her sweet pussy juices all
over the vampire’s dick. Her whole body violently
shook as she closed her eyes and felt her orgasm. The
vampire was close to cuming and spread Michelle’s legs
apart. He was going extremely fast until he felt a bit
of precum pour into her.
“Yes!! Here it comes!!!!!”
It was 4:30 on the same day, before Michelle’s
problem, that Trish Stratus had been just around the
area. She seemed confident as she held a package full
of some substance. It was in a clear ziploc bag, so it
was very visible. She wore a tight white tanktop that
struggled to contain her enormous tits and small a
black daisy duke that cut off right under her ass. She
let her hair down as she walked up to a door of a very
expensive-looking two story house. She was apparantly
in the rich part of town. Trish knocked gently knocked
on the door. She didn’t feel the need to knock hard
because she knew someone was watching her from the
inside anyway. The door quickly opened and Trish gave
a smile. The man was standing in the dark as he
signaled for Trish to step inside. Trish took a quick
look to her left and right, then entered.
“It’s about time you came back!” The man said sharply
as he headed for the lights.
Trish was a bit shocked, “Well, I didn’t have to come
back at all.”
The man stopped in his tracks and turned to her.
Trish sat down on a nearby couch and stared at the
“You may powerful, Max…but obviously not powerful
enough to do your own dirty work. I’m the one running
these little errands for you.”
Max flipped on the lights and hovered over Trish.
“You forget your place. If I recall, you, not me, are
responsible for the murder of Gregory J. Shaw.”
Trish quickly jumped on the defensive, “That’s
“Born January 11th, 1980 died April 17th, 2002.”
“I believe he was beaten to death for ‘attempted
rape’, when in fact, he was probably just making cat
calls. Hardly an excuse to kill him.”
Trish hung her head as Maxwell continued to break her
“You’re a big breasted, foxy-boxing slut, who got away
with murder! I’m the only one who would take you in.
You owe me more than I owe you! As a matter of
Max furiously unzipped his pants and pulled out his
erect dick. He stuck it right in front of her face and
“Blow me bitch! Suddenly I feel the need to test your
Trish cried as she was yelled at.
Trish was an emotional wreck as she dropped the bag
that she had brought in bent to her knees on the
floor. Max stood motionless as Trish grabbed a hold of
Max’s dick and slowly jacked it off. Her fingers
rubbed against his hard shaft while her lips prepared
to take his dick in. She wrapped her lips around the
head of his dick and licked it repeatedly with her
soft tongue. She forced herself to get more of his
dick in as she continued to rub her tongue on his
dick. Max reached down and pulled her shirt up over
her tits. His greedy hands rubbed and smacked her huge
tits as she continued to devour his fully erect cock.
Trish bobed her head back and forth sucking and
slurping on Max.
“Get on all fours, Trish!” Max yelled at her.
Normally, Trish wouldn’t take all this verbal and
physical abuse, but Max knew how to run the show. He
was the mastermind in sll things demon-related. Trish
had come to him about a year after the charges against
her were dropped. She felt the need to fight again,
but just not in the ring. She figured that it was of
great importance to rid the world of demons, and Max’s
way of thinking seemed to be the best way to do it.
Although his ways were always dangerous and never
completely thought out, Trish couldn’t help but to
follow him to fulfill her dream, to start over.
Trish got on her hands and knees and thrusted her ass
in the air. Max pulled down his pants and bent down.
Trish’s tight shorts were being stretched out as they
tried to contain her big, round ass. Max grabbed each
cheek through the cloth and squeezed hard at them. He
slapped her ass hard with one hand as he slowly took
her shorts off. Her ass seemed to burst out as her
shorts were lowered to her knees and her ass was
exposed. She didn’t wear a thong, so it was all the
easier for Max to slide his dick into the back of her
pussy. Trish’s head shot up as Max took a deep breath
and thrusted his dick in and out of her wet pussy. His
hands slapped the hell out of her perfect white ass as
his dick was being jacked off by a very juicy pussy.
All Trish could do was moan as he slammed his hips
until they slapped her ass over and over.
As soon as he felt himself about to cum, he withdrew
his dick and slapped Trish ass hard.
“On your knees bitch!”
Trish did as she was told and opened her mouth. Max
thrusted his dick back in her mouth and held the back
of her head. He never let her go as he shot his load
into the back of her throat. Trish helplessly
swallowed every bit of cum that had shot out. Max
continued to shove his dick further into her mouth
until he had completely released. Finally, Max took
his dick out and left Trish choking. He turned back
around and picked up the Trish’s bag.
“Thanks for the stuff.” He said as he walked further
into the house. “You know the way out.”
Continued in Episode 2