Remote Control: Channel 03
Jeri Ryan Boldly Goes Where No One Has Gone Before.
By: The Clownboy
He was finding it hard to concentrate in class today.
Miss Ripley looked exceptionally sexy today. It was
hard for his Psychology professor to not look sexy,
but in the tight fitting business suit she was wearing
today, she looked so absolutely naughty.
And if he could keep his mind off of his teacher, it
just went to the television sitting in his living
room. He knew that it had to be a mistake that it was
delivered to him, just knew
it, but he had no
intentions on finding out who it did belong to any
time soon. Especially after that session with Britney.
Oh but what torture to have such an amazing piece of
hardware at his fingertips and not be able to use it.
Another reason why he couldn’t stay focused on the
lecture. He was dying to talk to Eugene after class.
He hoped that he could convince him to take a look at
the set and help him figure out a way to maintain some
sort of power source to keep the television from
blowing circuits all over town. Yup, school seemed at
the bottom of the list today for Ricky Long.
He sighed and tried like hell to make it to the end
Ricky’s chin slipped off the palm of his hand and his
head snapped up, the sharp ringing of the bell in his
head. He looked around, blinking the sleep out of his
eyes. The class was already packed up and heading out
the door. He jumped up and looked for Eugene, catching
a glimpse of him as he was walking out of the
“Shit.”, he said to himself. He didn’t want another
whole week to get him over to the house. He grabbed
his books and pushed his way through the class to
chase after him.
He was gaining on Eugene, nearly catching him just
outside of the classroom door when he heard Miss
Ripley calling his name. Her voice sweet and
commanding all rolled into one. He stopped in the
doorway, looking out into the hall to catch what
direction Eugene was heading then turned to face Miss
“Ah, yes Miss Ripley?”, he said quickly.
She headed over to him, taking off the dark rimmed
glasses she wore as she did. “Is everything all right
Ricky? I noticed you nodding off today.”
He looked down the hall again, watching Eugene turn
out of sight. “Sure Miss Ripley. Everything is great,
just a late night last night.”, he said, turning to
face her as he spoke. “You know how that is.”
She looked at him concerned. “Mmm all right. You know
you can talk to me-”
Ricky started backing out of the classroom, smiling
at his teacher. “I’m so sorry Miss Ripley. I-I really
got to go.” He finished, turned and ran down the hall
after Eugene. She watched him, shaking her head and
smiling to herself.
Ricky was pushing people out of the way, apologizing
as he went, turning where Eugene turned. It was The
Quad. A huge atrium area in the middle of campus,
usually packed with people, kinda like today. “Fuck.”,
he said, scanning the open area. He panned slowly,
hoping to catch a glimpse of him. It wasn’t until he
looked all the way across The Quad that he saw him,
sitting at the far end reading a book. “Thank you.”,
glad that he didn’t have to run and force his way
through the crowd.
Ricky walked up to Eugene and sat down next to him.
Eugene looked up and pushed his thick, black glasses
up the bridge of his nose. He was a scrawny kid. Pale,
pasty skin. Thin black hair parted on one side and
brushed all the way over to the other. The kind of kid
that wore a pocket protector, fully loaded with pens,
pencils and slide ruler. “Oh, hi Ricky.”, he said in
his mousy voice. “What’s up?”
“Nothing, nothing.”, Ricky said, pausing for a long
time. He felt weird just coming out and asking him to
come over to his house. “So. Great class huh?”
“Hmmph. It’s all right I guess. I didn’t want to take
it, but it’s required.”, Eugene said, shrugging his
“Right, right.”, Ricky looked around The Quad,
thinking of what to talk about. “That Miss Ripley sure
is a fox.”
Eugene looked down into his book, “I suppose.”
“Fuck it.”, Ricky thought to himself, wanting to get
to the point. “Hey, you’re majoring in engineering
right?”, he said.
“Yeah.”, Eugene said, looking up from his book,
curious at the question.
“So you know about electronics and stuff?”, Ricky
“Yeah, I suppose. Why?”
“Well?”, Ricky thought for a second as to how he was
going to tell him. “I’m having a problem that I
thought maybe you could help me with.”
“What kind of problem?”, Eugene asked, closing his
“Well, I got this new, um, TV and…”, Ricky
struggled for the words, hoping that he could skirt
around what the television really did, “… it keeps
blowing the power in the house.”, he finished, keeping
it simple for now.
“Well, I was hoping that maybe you could help figure
out a way for me to stop it from doing that.”, Ricky
said, feeling like he wasn’t doing a good job at
convincing him to come over and help.
“Why don’t you just call the power company to come
over and fix it?”, Eugene said.
“Right, power company. Welp, because it’s a special
kind of TV and I don’t think that they could help.”
“What’s so special about it?”, Eugene asked, looking
“Well it’s…”, Ricky thought and thought and
realized that there was no way around it. He had to
tell him. “Well, this is going to be hard to believe,
but. The TV is really some sort of virtual reality
machine. You use the remote control to enter it.”
Eugene looked at him for a long time, then finally
spoke. “Do you really expect me to fall for something
“No Eugene, it’s really-”
“The Gamma Alpha’s fooled me once telling me that
they needed help with their ‘time machine’. It took me
all night to get the shaving cream out of my pants. No
way. You can fool Eugene Burkowitz once my friend, but
never twice.”, he said, getting up to leave.
“Gamma Alpha’s? No, wait Eugene. I’m telling you the
truth. I don’t know how it works or why it’s sitting
in my living room, but I’m not lying to you.”, Ricky
“I don’t know Ricky?”, Eugene was looking at him,
studying his eyes.
“I need your help in figuring out a way so that it
stops sucking power and blacking out half the city.”
“All right. I’ll check it out. But you’ve got five
minutes to show me it’s really what you say it is or
I’m out of there.”, he said.
“Oh, you’ll see, I promise you.”, Ricky assured him.
“Come by around seven or so. OK?”
Eugene was right on time, seven o’clock on the dot.
Ricky walked him into the house and then into the
living room. “Thanks again Eugene.”, Ricky said. “So,
there it is.” Ricky waved his hand to the set sitting
on a ratty looking television stand. It’s been off
since Byron was almost stuck in it with Sarah Michelle
Gellar, something that he keeps saying he wished would
“It looks like a regular TV?”, Eugene said.
“I know. I know, but believe me, it’s not.”
Just then Byron made his way into the living room, a
bowl of Lucky Charms in his hand. “Who’s the nerd?”,
he said to Ricky.
“This is Eugene? My friend from class? My friend from
class that’s going to help us with the TV?”, Ricky
said, glaring at his roommate.
“Oooh. Sorry dude.”, Byron said to Eugene.
“So.”, Ricky said. “I guess I should show you how it
Ricky picked up the remote and turned on the set. It
hummed on and the picture fired up. It looked like
there was some sort of cheerleading event on. Ricky
looked over at Byron. Byron just smiled back and went
back to eating his cereal. Ricky turned back to Eugene
and held out the remote.
“Welp, as far as I can figure it. You can enter
what’s going on by pressing this button and then
pressing this button once it starts blinking. Or you
can type in a scenario using the keyboard here and
then pressing this button when it starts blinking. To
leave the virtual world, you hit the power button.”,
he said all this pointing to the various buttons on
the big remote. “Now. I know it’s hard to believe, so,
I’m guessing it’s just better if you did it for
Byron jumped up, “WHAT!? I asked you this morning if
I could use it and you said no!”
“Are you going to figure out a way to keep the power
from going out Byron?”, Ricky said.
“Well, no, but-”
“Then shut up?”, Ricky watched Byron sit back down
and return to eating his cereal, then turned back to
Eugene. “I’m sorry Eugene. Well, I figure the easiest
thing to do is for you to pick a show, or whatever and
just enter that, instead of creating a made up world.
What do you think?”
“I think you’re both crazy.”, Eugene said.
Ricky knew he wouldn’t think that once he was in the
TV, so he just handed him the remote. “Just pick what
you want, hit that button, then the green button, OK?”
Eugene reluctantly took the remote and looked at it,
he knew that it had to be a joke. He was going to
press the green button and get shocked or something,
but he flipped around on the remote anyway. He was
getting curious. He went past MTV and Friends and Spin
City, stopping on Star Trek Voyager.
“Figures.”, Byron said.
“So I hit this button, then this button?”, Eugene
asked Ricky, holding out the remote.
“Yup, just make sure you press the green button when
who or what you want to interact with is on the
Eugene turned back to the screen and watched, he
pressed the first button and waited until the second
button was flashing then hit it. All at once the room
got bright, so bright that he had to squint his eyes
so he wouldn’t be blinded. A big rush of air came,
lifting him off his feet. He started to scream then
all of a sudden everything was calm again, but when
the bright light faded he wasn’t in Ricky’s living
room, he was on the Voyager. In one of the halls.
“Oh my god.”, he said. Shaking.
He heard foot steps coming down the hall and froze.
Two officers walked past him, looking at him very
strangely, but just kept walking.
“Oh my god.”, he said again.
He heard footsteps coming the other way this time and
started to panic. He stepped forward to the first door
he saw and it slid open. He stepped into the room and
felt the doors slide closed behind him. He was holding
the remote control tightly in his hand.
“Oh my god.”
He looked around the room and opposite him were a set
of windows. Outside of them he could see nothing but
stars and part of the ship. He couldn’t believe it. He
thought for a second that maybe he did get shocked and
passed out and he was only dreaming this. He looked
down at the remote and went to press the power button,
his thumb against it when someone stepped out of one
of the side rooms and out to where he was. He looked
up and saw her standing there, shilouetted by the
light of the room behind her. It was Seven of Nine.
“Oh my god.”, he said, watching her walk towards him.
“Can I help you?”, she said.
“I-I’m…”, it was all he could manage.
“Did the doctor send you?”, she looked at him
“You-you’re Seven of Nine.”, he said finally.
“So he did send you. I requested a human male to
further my training to become more, human.”, she said.
“Please come in, I’ll be with you in a second.” She
turned and went back into the room that she emerged
from. Eugene stepped into the room and sat down on the
small couch in the middle of it. He couldn’t believe
it. It actually worked. He looked over at a small vase
on the side of the couch and went to touch it when she
came back out. She was completely naked. Her big firm
breasts bounced lightly as she walked over to him. She
had very large nipples that covered the front of her
tits. The hair just over her pussy was completely
shaven. He looked up at her. Her big blue eyes looking
down at him.
“Should you not remove your clothes as well?”, she
“Oh my god.”, he said.
“What? Am I not pleasing to the male species?”, she
said, looking statuesque.
“Um, no. I mean yes, yes you are, but the, uh, doctor
didn’t tell me exactly what you requested.”, he said.
“Since the doctor has made me completely human, I
have been studying the male and female anatomy. I
requested that he send me a male partner so that I can
experience the act of intercourse so that I could be
more familiar with your species.”, she said, not
missing a beat.
Eugene was in shock about the whole thing, but he
wasn’t stupid. He put down the remote and stood up,
taking off his clothes. She was almost a foot taller
then him. She looked down and watched as he took of
his shirt and pants, sliding down his underwear and
pulling off his socks and shoes. Lastly, he took off
his glasses and placed them next to the remote.
She looked at him, then placed both hands on his
chest. She rubbed down and over his nipples then
pushed him back onto the couch.
“I have been watching films on this subject for some
time now, so I have a good idea of what to do, but
please, feel free to tell me if I do anything that is
not pleasing.”, she said as she went down to her
She slid a hand up his leg and picked up his cock, it
was fat and uncut. She stroked it, pulling his
foreskin down to expose a big purple head. She stroked
more, moving her hand up and down the smooth skin of
his dick. Watching the foreskin slide up and down the
head. Eugene was in heaven. He had never had a girl in
real life, so he was enjoying every second of this.
Her hand was doing a wonderful job at making him hard.
And he watched as she looked at him, looked at his
cock as it grew in her hand. Soon her fingers were
wrapped tightly around him and she was moving up and
down the entire length of him. The head of his dick
sitting on top of his long shaft like a big fat
“Amazing.”, she said, looking at the cock in her hand
with the curiosity of a child.
“Do you like that?”, he asked her.
“Mmm. Very much. Can I ask you?”, she said, looking
up at him with her dazzling eyes. “Are they all this
He smiled down at her. He knew he was big, but never
thought he would hear a beautiful women like Jeri Ryan
say it. “No.”, he said.
“Hmm.”, she said and looked back down at his cock.
She scooted forward and lowered her mouth to it. She
puckered her sweet full lips and placed it on the tip
of his prick and pressed down. Her lips tightly
squeezing him as she sank on the head of his cock. She
bobbed her head up and down on him. Her lips just
pressing past the head and pulling back up.
Eugene put his hands on the back of her head,
fumbling with some pins that were holding her hair up.
He pulled them out and let her hair fall into his lap.
Her tits bouncing up and down against his legs. Her
mouth had moved further down on him, the head of his
cock firmly against her cheeks. He could feel her
tongue moving back and forth quickly on the tip. It
was amazing. He ws going to cum. And cum soon.
He curled his toes and pumped his hips up into her.
His cock sliding deeper into the warmth of her mouth.
She moaned around him and reached out and grabbed the
couch on either side of him. She just held her head
steady as he fucked her mouth. He was pushing more
then half of himself into her, tickling the back of
her throat and he had started to moan out with her. He
reached up and push at the back of her head and she
went down further on him. Lips tight around him as she
jerked her head back and forth along his shaft. Her
big tits swaying back and forth.
“Oh yes.”, Eugene moaned out.
She just titled her head up and looked at him, never
taking his cock out of her mouth. She wanted to see
what he was doing. He was leaning forward a bit and
tightening up. She moved her tongue hard against him
while he was in her mouth and watched him moan out. So
she kept doing it. Pressing her warm wet tongue on the
underside of his shaft. Eugene’s hands went back to
her head and he gasped out.
Her eyes widened as she felt his cock throb in her
mouth, then the head grow bigger and finally something
hot and thick shoot into her mouth. She swallowed it,
feeling the warm goo drip down her throat. She didn’t
stop sucking him, just left his pulsing cock in her
mouth and felt the warm liquid again and again fill
her mouth, so she continued to swallow it down.
Eugene’s body jerked and twitched as he felt the last
of his cum squirt out of him.
“Jesus christ.”, he said and collapsed into the
She sucked up his cock and let him fall out of her
mouth, licking her lips. She sat back on her feet and
looked at him.
“What was that?”, she asked.
“I came. I orgasmed in your mouth.”, he said,
catching his breath.
“So, are you done then?”, she asked, wondering.
Eugene chuckled. “No.”
Jeri then looked down between her legs and saw
wetness there, glistening on her inner thighs. Eugene
leaned forward and looked to, smiling. He reached out
and took her hand, guiding her up onto the couch. She
straddled him and was stopping, but he guided her up
some more, so that she was kneeling over him. He
leaned down and was looking up at the smooth lips of
her pussy. He picked his head up and took one long
lick over it.
“AAaaa!”, Jeri squealed out and threw herself forward
so that she was now leaning over the back of the
She was about to to say something, but Eugene just
shoved his tongue up against her and wriggled it
around until it pressed open the lips of her pussy.
She tasted sweet, like buttermilk. She reached back to
try and pull him away, the feeling so new and intense
that it made her legs start to shake, but she couldn’t
find him. Instead she dug her nails into the back of
the couch and whined. Eugene reached up and held her
ass as his tongue worked harder against her, sliding
roughly between her lips up to her clit where he
licked harder. The tip of his tongue flicked over the
swollen piece of flesh fast and furious. He could feel
her ass shaking in his hands.
“Eeeoooo…”, she wailed, her voice as shaky as her
Eugene just pressed harder, flicking over and over,
loving the fact that she was quivering like a little
girl. He quickly slid his tongue down the crack of her
pussy and shoved it up inside her, trying to keep it
stiff so he could work it inside her tight hole. He
moved a hand down so he could rub at her sensitive
clit while he wiggled his tongue around, finally
working it’s way into her. He could feel her moving
over him and saw her trying to reach around again and
grab him, but only managed to grab her own ass. His
fingers working her clit in small circles as his
tongue twisted up.
She was leaning back now, her tits barely touching
the back of the couch. She didn’t know what he was
doing but it was making her feel all rubbery.
“NNngh!”, she grunted out.
He placed her clit between two fingers and worked it
back and forth against his knuckles. His tongue
darting in and out of her. her pussy began to leak
down onto his tongue and into his mouth. The opening
of her cunt puckering apart and closing as his tongue
teased her. His cock had become rock hard the second
he started to use his tongue on her.
She reached again with her hand, but just slapped
back down on her own ass. She was breathing hard.
“What-what’s going on?”, she said.
Eugene knew what she meant. She must be close to
cumming. So he held her clit tighter between his
fingers and he wormed his tongue back inside her. His
other hand, the one on her ass, swung back and slapped
“Ooo… ooo… ooo…”, she moaned out. Her hips
starting to rise an fall. Her nails dug into the cheek
of her ass and she screamed so loud it rang in
He kept working on her, listening to her breathing
come in sharp willowy breaths. Her hips bucking
against his face. He loved it. In some weird way, he
had given Jeri Ryan her first orgasm. Her breathing
became shallow and her body kind of limped down on
him. He slid out from between her legs and stood.
Turning so he was facing her. She had a perfect little
ass, her narrow waist flaring into two firm, round
cheeks. He grabbed his cock and stepped to her,
placing the head of his dick up into her pussy.
She turned her face toward him, her cheeks flushed
red. “What are you doing?”, she said in deep long
“I’m going to fuck you now.”, he said and pushed the
head of his cock inside her.
Her body stiffened and her hands went to stop him.
“OH GOD!”, she screamed out and instead grabbed the
couch to brace herself.
Eugene grunted and pushed another inch inside her.
Her pussy tightening the more he put into her. He held
her waist and pushed more, sinking slowly into her
with each hard thrust.
“UGH GAWD!”, she grunted with him. Her body rocking
to the rhythm he was creating.
He worked in half of his cock then pulled it out,
listening to Jeri gasp as he did. He slid his cock
along the wet lips of her pussy then placed it back
inside her. This time he was able to slide into her a
bit easier. He worked his cock in a steady motion,
plunging in and pulling out at the same pace. Her
pussy fit him like a glove. He reached up and stroked
her hair, pulling it from her face so that he could
she her. Her eyes were closed, but opened when she
felt his hand. She looked up at him, moaning as he
“Do you like that?”, he asked.
“Yesss.”, she said and moaned out and he pressed
harder with the answer.
He quickened the pace and shoved down harder, wanting
her to take all of him, but it wasn’t going to happen.
What did glide into her though felt wonderful. He
closed his eyes and instinctively pulled her hair. She
moaned out and pushed her hips back, sinking just a
bit further onto him. Enough to make him moan out to.
She must have realized he liked it, because she pushed
back again, meeting him. This time they moaned out
together. He let go of her hair and grabbed her
shoulder, sinking onto her. Both of them meeting each
others thrusts. Their moans coming together, getting
louder and louder. She was sinking down with each
pressing inch of his cock and he was laying on her
more and more as they both grew closer to another
“It’s happening again.”, she said.
“Yes.”, was all Eugene said.
“It feels so-”, she moaned out and started to shake
“good.”, Eugene moaned out as his body tightened.
“Oh yes oh yes oh yesssss.”, she squirmed around
under him, making his cock move all around inside her.
“YEESSS!!”, he grunted, pulling his cock out just as
a thick stream of cum flew out of his cock, landing
loudly on Jeri’s back.
She sank completely down on the couch as Eugene’s
cock squirted again, dripping come all over the small
of her back. They both stayed still, Jeri collapsed on
the couch, Eugene holding himself up, catching his
breath. He finally sat and put on his glasses. Jeri
turned around and sat next to him.
“Are we done now?”, she asked.
Eugene sat and looked at his cock, still rock hard.
He’s sat at home and jerked off to her so many times,
he just couldn’t resist. He reached over and grabbed
the back of her head, pulling her down towards his fat
hard prick. She shifted her body so that she was
kneeling next to him, her tits pressing into his leg
again as her mouth opened, tongue leading the way and
took his cock in. He twitched as it did, still
sensitive from cumming, but soon relaxed and enjoyed
the sucking she was doing. Her lips slipped over the
slick head and down onto his shaft, she moved quicker
then she did the first time. Her hand taking him and
stroking up and down to match the bobbing of her head.
Her mouth was warm and wet, he could feel her stinky
spit covering him.
She raised her mouth off of him, a web of spit formed
from her lips and went to his cock, she licked her
lips and spit it out onto his dick. Taking her hand
and working it into his shaft. She held him tightly in
her fist and pulled up and down on him.
“Oh yeah.”, he moaned, leaning back.
“You like that?”, she asked.
“Very much.”, he said.
She moved so that her face was directly over his
cock. Her tongue snaked out and was just at the tip, a
big gob of spit dripped off her tongue and onto his
dick. She held him still and watched it dribble down
his thick prick. When it reached her hand she lowered
herself back onto him and started sucking again. He
was so wet with spit, she was making loud slurping
noises as she went up and down. Her mouth moving
smoothly on him. He could have stayed like that for
hours, but wanted to be in that tight pussy one last
“Come here.”, he said, pulling her off of him. Her
lips and chin were glistening from her spit. He held
her hand as she stood. “I want you to fuck me now.”
“But how?”, she asked.
“Come up here.”, he said, guiding her up onto his
lap. His cock rubbing up against the inside of her
thigh. She straddled him and waited. He took his dick
and held it as he guided her hips onto him. The wet
head of his prick pushing past the soft skin between
her legs, sliding into her.
“MMmggg.”, she moaned out, closing her eyes as he
He pulled down on her hips, then up, then down. “See?
You fuck me now.”, he said.
She got the idea. Wrapping her arms behind him,
holding onto the couch. She pressed her hips down and
enjoyed the feeling of his cock sliding inside her
pussy. She smiled, liking the idea of being in control
of he pace. She pressed until half his dick was inside
her, then pulled up just slightly, the back down, then
all the way up to the tip of his cock, then up and
down in small strokes. Feeling the fat head of his
cock plop in and out of the opening of her pussy. She
sighed, loving it.
“You like that huh?”, he asked.
“Uh huh.”, she said, riding him at varied rates of
“Now fuck me hard.”, he said.
“Hard? Like this?”, She slammed down on him. The tip
of his cock hitting something inside her. She squealed
at this. “You like that?”, she said, pulling up and
coming down just as hard. Squealing again.
Eugene grunted feeling the force of her pussy on him.
“Yesss. Like that.”
She started slow, but worked all of him out of her
then came down hard. Long painful strokes. Getting
faster and faster. Each time she came down she grunted
and rocked her hips forward, moving him around inside
her. She must have liked that because each time she
came down, she ground herself on him for longer and
longer periods. Soon she just kept him buried in her
and ground down on him. Moving her hips back and forth
and all around. He didn’t mind it, she was getting
off. He could tell by the long purrs that were coming
from her. Her eyes were closed and she was just losing
herself. She would bounce up and down for a second,
then just rotate her hips in a circle. The circle
getting bigger and bigger.
“I’m-I’m-”, she started.
“Cumming.”, he told her.
“Yes. I’m cumming. I’m cuuuuuummming.”, she threw her
head back and rocked her hips wildly, holding onto the
back of his head as she sang out in another orgasm.
The milking she was giving him had brung him to
another one as well. He picked her up and his cock
slid out of her. She opened her eyes and looked down
at it. His hand went around it so she joined in,
wrapping hers over his. Jerking it up and down. Eugene
grunted out and closed his eyes. Cumming straight up
onto her stomach. She gasped out in amazement, jerking
harder, watching every last drop come out of him.
“Wow.”, she said. “That was cool.”
Eugene laughed and sank into the couch. She climbed
off and sat next to him, smiling. “Are we done yet?”,
“Yeah, I think so.”, he said, getting dressed.
She stood and turned toward him. “Well that was
“Yes, yes it was.”, Eugene finished getting dressed
and picked up the remote. He looked up at Jeri’s
pretty face. He hair all knotted and hanging in front
of her eyes. “Maybe we can do it again real soon.”, he
said and pressed the power button of the remote.
“So?”, Ricky asked.
“Wow.”, was all Eugene could say.
“So what happened dude?”, Byron joined in.
Eugene looked at Byron and smiled, but avoided the
question. “Well, I believe you. I have no idea how
it’s done, but I believe you.”, Eugene said.
“So you’ll help us?”, Ricky wondered.
“To do what this thing does, must take a serious
amount of juice. There may be a way for me to design
some sort of mini reactor the could just run the set.
With enough power, you should have no problems.”,
“Awesome bro!”, Byron jumped up, excited.
“Thanks Eugene.”, Ricky said.
“Let me throw some numbers together and get back to
you guys.”, Eugene handed the remote to Ricky and
headed out the door, whistling the theme to Star Trek.
To Be Continued…